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Will I be the largest loser?

Geeklog | Posted by PantslessJedi
Jul 14 2010

At our office, during the season of this most wonderful overtime, we’ve put together a competition called “The Largest Loser”.  If you’ve never seen the show, the premise is that a bunch of people who want to lose weight will get together and lose a bunch of weight over 6 weeks.  We’re basically doing that.  Everyone who wants to participate in the 6 week competition will put up $10 and weigh in (last Friday).  Winner gets the pot, minus $50 for gift cards for #2 and #3.  As far as I know, 11 people signed up, so the winner will get $60.  Not terrible incentive.

I signed up of course.  I always say I want to lose weight, but I never stick with it.  This time, I’m going to.  It’s motivation, weekly weigh-ins, and mostly public.  I have the support of my team at work, and most of ‘em aren’t going to try to sabotage me. :)

Issue #1: I weighed in last week at 251.4 pounds (114.033 kg).  This is wrong.  The scale they’re using to weigh in, is digital.  It’s quite..off.  Mine is off by 20 pounds.   I’m considering myself to have started at 271.4, for practical reasons.  3 other scales confirm that I’m always around 270ish for weight (122.469 kg :p)

I’ve set a goal for myself, according to the *real* scales.  After the 6 weeks, I hope to be 250 pounds (113.398 kg).  or, 230 pounds (104.326 kg) according to the broken scale of brokenness.

Thus far, I’ve kept myself under 2000 calories per day.  Each morning, I wake up and have a fried egg between toast (230 calories).  Then I shower and go to work.  While there, I consume a monster (200 calories, but all the daily required energy I need to make it through another mind-numbing  10 hour day at work), and an apple.  That’s another 270 calories.   (Hey, we’re at 500!).  For lunch, I’ve been bringing 2 sandwiches comprised of meat and cheese.  This is roughly 460 calories.  Between lunch and time to go home, I snack on these little korean wheat cookies, made with sesame seeds and such.  66 calories, low sugars, great taste.

So, by the time I come home, I’m sitting at roughly 900 calories to go.  This lets me eat a sensible dinner + snack later,  or splurge and have a delicious dinner..whatever  I need to do.

I hit the gym last night.  20 minutes on the treadmill doing warm-up walking/jogging, with a mild spring about 15 minutes into it.  Afterwards, I did some situps, and worked my upper body using the many machines available at my gym here at the apartment.  After that, I did another quick sprint and cool-down walk on the treadmill.  Workout length: 45 minutes, calories burned: 250-300.  Should be able to go again today.

I might swim laps instead.

Overtime can S my D…

Geeklog | Posted by PantslessJedi
Jun 28 2010

and it can kiss the fattest part of my ass.  (Left buttcheek, if you were wondering.)

Starting today, through the end of July, we have mandatory 10 hour work days.  Apparently, we’re really good about catching up to our workload, getting complacent, and falling behind.

A couple weeks ago, they came and told us we’d need to do overtime in July.  We would have the opportunity to vote on what we’d have to work.  Option 1:  10 hour days with 2 extra days off.   Option 2:  9 hour days with no extra days off.

At first glance, Option 1 seems great!  However, you don’t earn overtime pay unless you work over 40 hours in a given week.  So..for those 2 weeks that we have a day off, we get screwed out of overtime pay while still working 10 hour days.  This is one of those weeks, and I’m severely unpleased.

A few of us decided we were going to grow an oppression Overtime (yeah, overtime. >_>;) beard.  We’d all shave on day 1 of overtime, and not shave again until overtime is complete.  This way, we can watch our appearance degrade over time…in a silent protest against overtime.  (Also, I get to re-affirm that I look like I’m 12 when I don’t have facial hair.)

As of this writing, I’ve been up for 16 hours.  I woke up at 5:30, hopped in the shower and made it to work by 6:05.   I worked until 4:35, and zipped off to the old apartment to vacuum, sweep/mop, and wait for the dude to pick up my old washer and dryer.

The dude is running so late, he won’t be here until 10 pm.  ARRRGH.  Today is turning into one hell of a bad day.   So I zipped home, grabbed some food, and decided to wait it out until it’s time to meet him at my old apartment.   I’m worn out, I’m ready to sleep, and most of all: I hate that it all begins again tomorrow.

For the record, I voted for option 2.  I’d hate the world just a little less, after a 9 hour day.

I have moved

Geeklog | Posted by PantslessJedi
Jun 19 2010

I feel like I’ve been going pretty non-stop since may.  I came back from a Vegas trip, and started packing.  When I came back, Scott had already started his week-long journey to California.  The place felt kinda empty.  But that’s okay, ’cause I’ve got plans to move into a new place.  Things are gonna be great, I’ll have all my stuff packed and ready to go when I get that key, so I can move in in like..2 days tops.

Jump to: One week before move-in.  The gas goes out, so I have no hot water.   For the next week, my mornings start with FUCKITSCOLD repeated for 10-15 minutes while I shower.  After the third or fourth time of having to dig my testicles out from where they retreated (because let’s face it, frickin cold water and dangly parts don’t mix), I decided to hang out at my dad’s and grab a shower at their place..where the water is nice and warm.  Angels descended from the ceiling, playing “Joyful Joyful”.  It was glorious.

Cut to: The move.  Day one, rented a U-Haul, moved most of my big stuff.  Day 2:  Moved the rest of my big stuff, and all my boxes.  The rest of the month has been spent cleaning/throwing stuff out/moving over tiny stuff that I didn’t think to pack before I moved.

I’m pretty much moved in at this point.  I love the new place.  It’s newer, it’s away from the busy streets, there’s awesome pools and neighbors, and I can’t really complain about my new roommate.

I will miss the old place.  Of course I will, it was my first place!  It was truly a nerd’s domain.  Hell, we had D&D posters and boxes plastering the walls.  BACHELOR FROG!

But we’ll see how this new place pans out.  In the mean time, here’s pics.

Living room

Also living room

Kitchen

Dining room

Nostalgia!

Geeklog | Posted by PantslessJedi
May 02 2010

I’m chilling here in Vegas with mah mom, and I found an old CD of mine.  Oh the nostalgia.  I must have made this when I was 12 or 13..  Man, I had good taste in music back then. :D

1:  Shaggy – Angel of the Morning
2: Unknown – Sesamea Street (Sesame Street on drugs)
3: FF Interlude – Techno Remix
4: Gaffeizel – Cid in the Factory OCRemix
5: Final Fantasy 6 OST – Slam Shuffle
6: Final Fantasy 6 OST – Cyan’s Theme
7: Final Fantasy 6 OST – Empire Theme
8: Final Fantasy 6 OST –  Decisive Battle
9: Green Day – Nice Guys Finish Last
10: House of Pain – Jump
11: Unknown – Combo #5 (Mambo #5 parody)
12: Eminence Symphony Orchestra – Super Mario Bros. Medley
13: Unknown – Super Mario Bros. Techno
14: Unknown – Super Mario Bros. Underworld Hip Hop
15: Unknown – Starcraft Terran mix
16: Unknown – Starcraft Protoss Mix
17: Firebat Funk
18: Donovan – Mellow Yellow
19: OMFG WTF   This is a rap my friend and I made when we were pretending we were DBZ characters in AOL chat rooms. holy shit this is..crazy.  wow.  I’ll put up the mp3 later.  ’cause like this is soo..embarassing.

19 Tien’s Rap lolz )  Okay, so this probably needs a LOT of introduction.  This was way back when I was into DBZ and AOL chat roleplaying..and my i-friends and I would roleplay DBZ characters.  I was Tien, someone was Vegeta, Gohan, etc.  Well, Vegeta and I didn’t like Gohan, so we made a rap about him… and tried to be as straight-up gangsta as possible.

it’s terrible.  Don’t listen.
also, it’s not my voice on there. :p