I present to you: Two and a half hours of snarky comments throughout Prince Caspian, brought to you by Netflix.
PantslessJedi: 9:52:49 PM
I’mma watch Prince Caspian on netflix. You wanna watch it with me?
Sparks: 9:53:24 PM
I saw it in theathers, but I’ll give it another watch-a-roo
PantslessJedi: 9:53:37 PM
we can make snarky comments back and forth.
PantslessJedi: 9:53:46 PM
It’ll be good blog material.
Sparks: 9:53:58 PM
It wasn’t that bad in my opinion though
PantslessJedi: 9:54:14 PM
I make snarky comments during everything, usually.
Sparks: 9:54:29 PM
both films are basicly a toned down Lord of the Rings
Sparks: 9:54:53 PM
and the film doesn’t even add in about of the Christian sybomalism that was in the books
PantslessJedi: 9:55:30 PM
Just loaded it up.. got it on pause while I go put dinner away and grab a soda
PantslessJedi: 9:55:42 PM
water*
Sparks: 9:55:48 PM
heh
PantslessJedi: 10:04:13 PM
yum yum strawberries.
PantslessJedi: 10:04:15 PM
you ready?
Sparks: 10:04:23 PM
Born ready
PantslessJedi: 10:04:35 PM
and awaaaaay we go!
PantslessJedi: 10:05:08 PM
ooh, pretty fireworks.
PantslessJedi: 10:06:39 PM
Man, what are all those women doing out of the kitchen? The king demands a sandwich!
PantslessJedi: 10:07:11 PM
Oh no! a walking robe!
Sparks: 10:07:24 PM
heh
PantslessJedi: 10:07:27 PM
Oh. it’s just Santa.
Sparks: 10:07:39 PM
Thats Gandalf
PantslessJedi: 10:08:05 PM
Was that Caspian?
PantslessJedi: 10:08:29 PM
It’s been so long since I read the books. :p
Sparks: 10:08:35 PM
the dude with Gandalf is Caspian
PantslessJedi: 10:08:42 PM
That’s what I thought.
PantslessJedi: 10:09:14 PM
EEEverything you know is wrong. Black is white up is down and short is long
Sparks: 10:09:22 PM
more fireworks
PantslessJedi: 10:09:43 PM
Yer ahead of me :p
PantslessJedi: 10:09:47 PM
s’okay though.
PantslessJedi: 10:10:04 PM
RUN ELF CHIcK! THE RINGWRAITHS WILL GET YEW!
Sparks: 10:10:12 PM
Dude Vader is Luke’s Father! lawl 15 second ahead spoilers
PantslessJedi: 10:11:05 PM
going into a spooky forest..isn’t that breaking and entering? I mean, Trees live there.
Sparks: 10:11:06 PM
the man that does Metal Gear music did the music for this
PantslessJedi: 10:11:32 PM
Just as long as the man who did the cutscenes stays FAR away from this.. :p
PantslessJedi: 10:11:52 PM
We don’t need to see a 15 minute scene with Lucy shitting herself.
PantslessJedi: 10:11:57 PM
although.. I’d pay to see that.
PantslessJedi: 10:11:59 PM
MAKE IT HAPPEN!
Sparks: 10:12:27 PM
“Caspain…..” “…. What?” “Have you ever heard of…. Narina?”
Sparks: 10:12:41 PM
2 hours later
PantslessJedi: 10:12:49 PM
THIS.. IS.. NARNIA!
Sparks: 10:12:51 PM
“Metal Gear in Narina?!”
Sparks: 10:13:28 PM
Hello, I want to look just like Harry Potter
PantslessJedi: 10:13:38 PM
HA! I see what they did there. They made the horn sound like a..horn.
PantslessJedi: 10:13:42 PM
Woah, you’re right.
PantslessJedi: 10:13:55 PM
…is that… Gene Simmon’s Daughter?
Sparks: 10:14:09 PM
No idea
PantslessJedi: 10:14:23 PM
no.. apparently it’s Anna Popplewell.
Sparks: 10:14:32 PM
1st rule of Narina Club, you do not talk about Narina Club
PantslessJedi: 10:14:57 PM
One of these days, you’re bound to spell Narnia right.
Sparks: 10:15:14 PM
Narnia
Sparks: 10:16:01 PM
I’ve been spelling it right
PantslessJedi: 10:16:22 PM
“1st rule of Narina Club, you do not talk about Narina Club” Narina =/= Narnia
PantslessJedi: 10:16:39 PM
Magic? Feels like RAEP
PantslessJedi: 10:16:59 PM
PantslessJedi: 10:17:04 PM
See? They’re practically twins.
Sparks: 10:17:11 PM
I am soo confused about the Narina thing
Sparks: 10:17:35 PM
Narnia
PantslessJedi: 10:17:41 PM
:p
Sparks: 10:18:01 PM
Sexy beach party
PantslessJedi: 10:18:16 PM
… Okay, I know they changed some things for the movie, but I specifically remember something about TWO people (the chickies) being sucked into narnia through a picture of a boat..
PantslessJedi: 10:18:22 PM
or is that the Voyage of the Dawn Treader?
Sparks: 10:18:33 PM
Bingo
Sparks: 10:18:53 PM
They pretty much go into Narnia a different way every time
PantslessJedi: 10:19:07 PM
Yep. I remember that bit.
PantslessJedi: 10:19:11 PM
So..what about Narnia confuses ya?
Sparks: 10:19:25 PM
nothing, just the spelling thing
PantslessJedi: 10:20:29 PM
I can’t unsee it. From now on, Susan is played by Sophie Simmons.
PantslessJedi: 10:21:26 PM
Narnians have some epic beads
PantslessJedi: 10:21:29 PM
beards too.
Sparks: 10:21:52 PM
they didn’t have good razors back then
PantslessJedi: 10:21:53 PM
“I warne dees counceeil…” shouldn’t he be out fixing a roof or something?
Sparks: 10:23:15 PM
Holy shit it’s a tiny person
PantslessJedi: 10:25:36 PM
Susan’s lips are all huge. O-o
Sparks: 10:25:40 PM
It’s D&D Time, let;s make a torch
PantslessJedi: 10:26:10 PM
Fuck the torches, fire the flashlight!
PantslessJedi: 10:26:37 PM
lolwut.. treasure with no monsters guarding it? DM Fail
Sparks: 10:29:18 PM
Now they are Pirates of the Caribenia
PantslessJedi: 10:29:31 PM
…She fired ONE shot. there’s an arrow sticking out of the boat. how the hell did the one dude fall off?
Sparks: 10:29:49 PM
They are Force Arrows
PantslessJedi: 10:30:07 PM
Apparently.
Sparks: 10:31:38 PM
Count of Monte Cristo moment there
PantslessJedi: 10:32:05 PM
Beers and Breadsticks? did he say?
Sparks: 10:32:27 PM
maybe
PantslessJedi: 10:32:56 PM
skunk or badger?
Sparks: 10:33:05 PM
Mushroom!
PantslessJedi: 10:33:19 PM
BADGURRR
PantslessJedi: 10:34:12 PM
throw some armor on that lil dude.. give him a club or something.. BATTLE BADGURR
Sparks: 10:34:31 PM
just like Redwall
Sparks: 10:34:39 PM
the great Badger Lords
PantslessJedi: 10:34:43 PM
I liked the one book of Redwall I actually read.
PantslessJedi: 10:34:51 PM
SANTA!
PantslessJedi: 10:34:58 PM
Oh, sorry. GANDALF CLAUS!
PantslessJedi: 10:35:29 PM
he stabbed a book. What did that book ever do to you?
Sparks: 10:35:31 PM
Do you believe in magic?
PantslessJedi: 10:35:43 PM
In a young girls heart!
PantslessJedi: 10:36:23 PM
buhbye gandalf claus.
PantslessJedi: 10:37:10 PM
You can’t threaten him, his beard outranks you.
Sparks: 10:37:13 PM
He’ll just call an Eagle to free him
PantslessJedi: 10:39:57 PM
That’s not a bear. That’s straight up a burr.
Sparks: 10:40:01 PM
give me a roll to see if you know what a bear does
PantslessJedi: 10:40:14 PM
12
PantslessJedi: 10:40:21 PM
What are bears?
Sparks: 10:40:38 PM
Fuck what are those things on their feet and hands?
Sparks: 10:41:26 PM
Mine-a-tors?
PantslessJedi: 10:41:40 PM
spoilerz.
PantslessJedi: 10:41:49 PM
BIG HUGE!
Sparks: 10:42:10 PM
Oh shit, brother got his head chopped off
PantslessJedi: 10:43:02 PM
BADGURR NOOOOO
Sparks: 10:43:19 PM
He didn’t have his mushroom
PantslessJedi: 10:43:26 PM
Bwahaha.. they be losin’ feet
Sparks: 10:43:33 PM
Dude, the tumor monsters are eating them
PantslessJedi: 10:43:40 PM
Killed by cancer.
PantslessJedi: 10:43:52 PM
That one died by Diabeetus
PantslessJedi: 10:44:26 PM
“You are a mouse!”
Sparks: 10:44:47 PM
Another movie already have a Puss in Boots
PantslessJedi: 10:45:10 PM
Bah. Never see any female centaur.
Sparks: 10:45:20 PM
I think there is one later
PantslessJedi: 10:45:34 PM
I bet her hair is pasted to her jubblies.
Sparks: 10:45:48 PM
I think she has armor
Sparks: 10:46:33 PM
Girl be trippin
PantslessJedi: 10:46:57 PM
She be smokin’ too much o’ tha pipeweed.
PantslessJedi: 10:47:29 PM
Believe in Aslan, or you’ll look stupid.
PantslessJedi: 10:47:35 PM
I r converted
Sparks: 10:47:44 PM
haha
Sparks: 10:48:00 PM
I saw female centuars
PantslessJedi: 10:48:07 PM
They had tanktops.
PantslessJedi: 10:48:10 PM
laaaame.
Sparks: 10:48:20 PM
it’s PG
PantslessJedi: 10:48:30 PM
I demand equal rights. Either give the dudes tanktops, or strip ‘em off the wimminz
PantslessJedi: 10:50:00 PM
Squirrel!
PantslessJedi: 10:50:45 PM
Big ol’ swords. compensating for something? Guess not. You’re half horse.
Sparks: 10:51:13 PM
Weapons? We don’t need no stinking weapons
Sparks: 10:51:45 PM
You can really see how close Lewis and Token were. Evil dudes love to chop down forests in their books
PantslessJedi: 10:52:04 PM
That’s the only reason why they lose, too.
PantslessJedi: 10:52:22 PM
Lewis and Tolkien were HUGE environmentalists.
Sparks: 10:52:37 PM
And massive pot smokers
PantslessJedi: 10:53:09 PM
did you see the series of pictures someone did on LSD?
Sparks: 10:53:22 PM
Not sure
PantslessJedi: 10:53:40 PM
http://www.cowboybooks.com.au/html/acidtrip1.html
Sparks: 10:54:29 PM
pretty cool
PantslessJedi: 10:55:22 PM
this pencil is mighty hard to hold’ – (he is holding a crayon).
PantslessJedi: 10:56:02 PM
It would suck to be made entirely of leaves.
PantslessJedi: 10:56:09 PM
Aww man! Someone pissed on my ear.
Sparks: 10:57:37 PM
Fuck yea
Sparks: 10:57:41 PM
Liam Neeson
PantslessJedi: 10:57:55 PM
the dude from fallout?
Sparks: 10:58:03 PM
and Taken
Sparks: 10:58:06 PM
Yes
PantslessJedi: 10:58:08 PM
They got the dude from fallout to do Aslan? Noice.
PantslessJedi: 10:58:42 PM
Mine-o-tars?
Sparks: 10:59:04 PM
Let’s go TellMarine!
PantslessJedi: 10:59:24 PM
newp. I was wrong. was a satyr or somethin’
PantslessJedi: 11:00:13 PM
I was right. I did see a minotaur
Sparks: 11:00:29 PM
Super Mouse
Sparks: 11:00:55 PM
“I totally lost in a duel, but I’m assuming command anyway cause I’m a douche”
PantslessJedi: 11:01:11 PM
He didn’t lose, he was about to bash the dude’s head in with a rock.
Sparks: 11:02:03 PM
dude got bitch slapped
PantslessJedi: 11:07:34 PM
Where is your god now!
PantslessJedi: 11:08:12 PM
butting headz.
Sparks: 11:08:35 PM
Shut up!
PantslessJedi: 11:10:06 PM
Nah..the religious parallels are still there. You can’t un-know them.
Sparks: 11:10:13 PM
fucking eagles
PantslessJedi: 11:10:14 PM
OH HAY GIANT EAGLEZ
PantslessJedi: 11:10:44 PM
oh. GRIFFONZ
Sparks: 11:10:57 PM
heh
PantslessJedi: 11:11:44 PM
brb drank
PantslessJedi: 11:12:52 PM
returned!
Sparks: 11:13:04 PM
gg
Sparks: 11:13:10 PM
movie ended
PantslessJedi: 11:14:06 PM
note to self. If you see a minotaur and he says “shh” scream your goddamn lungs out.
PantslessJedi: 11:14:16 PM
OHNO ITS A CAT
Sparks: 11:14:32 PM
too true
Sparks: 11:15:24 PM
love the drawf guy. so badass
PantslessJedi: 11:15:45 PM
the mouse just slit that guys throat!
Sparks: 11:17:08 PM
My name is Pete Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die
PantslessJedi: 11:21:35 PM
MY LIFE FOR AIUR!
Sparks: 11:22:00 PM
More Pylons
PantslessJedi: 11:22:05 PM
Fuck using this bow. I’ll just throw these arrows
PantslessJedi: 11:22:20 PM
Sophie Simmons is so badass, she doesn’t need a bow.
Sparks: 11:22:32 PM
Girl Legoulas
PantslessJedi: 11:22:40 PM
So.. Normal legolas? :p
Sparks: 11:22:49 PM
heh
PantslessJedi: 11:23:44 PM
NOOOOOOOO! They lost their level 80 elite tauren chieftain!
Sparks: 11:23:52 PM
She riding bare back?
PantslessJedi: 11:24:07 PM
OHNO! THE DORF!
PantslessJedi: 11:24:19 PM
Ohno! the door!
PantslessJedi: 11:25:23 PM
+1 eagle points
Sparks: 11:25:56 PM
indeed
PantslessJedi: 11:26:12 PM
man, their crossbowmen fail.
PantslessJedi: 11:26:39 PM
Bwahaha..that sucks.
PantslessJedi: 11:27:26 PM
All your narnian corpses are belong to us
Sparks: 11:28:18 PM
Phonix Down!
PantslessJedi: 11:30:19 PM
We am have pikes!
PantslessJedi: 11:30:24 PM
Lots and lots of pikes!
PantslessJedi: 11:30:30 PM
Watch us stomp around while holding our pikes!
PantslessJedi: 11:33:41 PM
Deals with old women who draw circles NEVER go well.
PantslessJedi: 11:40:05 PM
Even the masks have beards.
PantslessJedi: 12:05:42 AM
Aslan loves the little chiilllldreeen..
PantslessJedi: 12:08:12 AM
It’s the goddamn trees all over again. Whoever owns the trees, owns the world.
PantslessJedi: 12:21:57 AM
Touchy feely moment. Good time to go pee.